Step 1...

Write a blog.

Or is step 1 to have people to care about what you have to say and then step 2 would be to write a blog.  Chicken and egg indeed.

To start, it's probably best to introduce myself.  I'm a thirty-something year old male that is as nondescript as a Kansas cornfield.  I have all my appendages (though I often wish for a prehensile tail) and enjoy drinking Mexican soft drinks.  One hasn't lived until you've had a Mandarin Jarrito or Coke bottled in Mexico.  Hecho en Mexico.  Three beautiful life-giving words.

Except for the whole "I'm going to accelerate your early onset diabetes" part but I digress.   

The words not so expertly put together above is me in a nutshell.  Disjointed.  Lacking focus. 

There's not much that I do that has any rhyme.  I seem to contradict my every action with some sort of Newtonian equal and opposite reaction.  My physics teachers would be proud of me as I've turned into a self-contained system without mass or energy loss.  Mass gain is an issue that I haven't yet been able to explain save for my affection for any combination involving eggs, flour, sugar, and butter.   

So this is it.  My blog.  My random thoughts transcribed.  There won't be a theme to these posts.  Logic may or may not enter this realm as well.  It's nothing more than a brief uncensored glimpse into the inner workings of my slightly off-axis mind as seen through my lenses that have been influenced by the product of public schooling and deep and abiding love of Red Vines.

Bon apetit!